Friday, June 8, 2012

Lunch.

Kevin: Is anyone sitting here? *points to Aaron's seat*
Everyone: Take it!
Nick: What if he wants to straddle?
Me: I'll just say *strectches out across seat* "My but suddenly tripled in size."
Everyone cracks up.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

My life right now

In case you wanted to know...

I'm crazy busy and I just can't wait to be done with stuff! WHS's one-act Wiley and the Hairy Man is going to state competition. BUSY!!! James and the Giant Peach is starting up and I am a narrator (meaning a million lines.) WCST's children's show is finally finishing up with its last weekend of shows this weekend (I'm assistant director.) Chemistry is a major struggle (I'm working my butt off to get an 85.) I'm single now. Guess what?! I'm getting a job! The job of my choice!!! Woot woot!!! I misplaced my miror. I want to get an ipod because my beloved Zune is dying. I can't wait until March is over.
So that's my life. :>)

I misplaced something

The other day I was cleaning my room and I realized I hadn't seen my old miror in a while. I wonder where it went...

1776

*in U.S. History class*
Mr. Lambek: How can you remeber the year 1776?
Lee: Remember it backwards. 6-7-7-1.
Ian: Because that makes sense.
Me: *snort*
Andrew Dyke and Mary look at me suprised and laugh.

Bloop bloop bloop.

Friday, February 10, 2012

What happened in chem today, Kyah? Well...

We were doing book problems.
Ashley: Now plug in the numbers.
Me and Mark at the same time: Plug it in, plug it in!
Mark: ESP!
Me: It's like we have ESPN or something!

later...

Mrs. Mclellan: This reaction is in a ten liter flask?! That's HUGE! Someone could climb in it!
Mark: Maybe a baby could fit in it. How big is your baby? Oh, about ten liters.

later...

Shay: A baby is probably two liters.
Me: Nah, more like four to six liters. I know! We could measure the volume of a baby by using water displacement!
Mark: Yeah! We could just get and oxygen mask and measure the volume and then put it on the baby and subtract the volume!
Shay: You should pay attention to chemistry class! You are NOT submerging babies!
Mark: But it IS possible...

Jojo defines vocab

Germinate: To become German

English and Mr. Lawrence

So last week in English we were discussing our journal prompt, "A Regrettable Decision." Mr. Lawrence told us that when he was a kid, he would give his younger brother "purple nurples." Then Tia told us how once she tried to trade a girl a bologona sandwich for fruit gushers. The girl refused, so Tia slapped the sandwich on the girl's desk, took her gushers and squirted one in her eye. :>P