Bad chemistry jokes:
I blew up my chemistry experiment. Oxidants happen.
Do you have any sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO.
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... And doesn't...
I tell chemistry jokes periodically...
I would tell you more but the good ones argon.
Argon walks into a bar. The bar tender yells at him to leave.
Argon doesn't react.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too."
The second one dies.
What is a positron?
An electron who became an optimist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Bad biology jokes:
A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve viruses." The virus replaces the bartender.
An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve infectious diseases."
The infectious disease says "Well, you're not a good host!"
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve bacteria."
The bacteria say "But we work here. We're staph."
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.
Bad music jokes:
What did one musician say as he left the room?
"I'll be Bach!"
Why do boxers have to go to music school?
They have to B-sharp or B-flat.
How do you know a soprano is on an airplane?
The engine stops but the whining doesn't.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
How do you know when a stage is level?
The drummer is drooling out both sides of his mouth.
Why are so many guitarist jokes one-liners?
So the rest of the band can understand them.
What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up an oboe.
Other bad jokes:
What did one guinea pig say to the farting guinea pig?
Hay!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Jokes and pickup lines contributed by: moi, Jojo, Michelle, Mark, Maria, Jamie
