What happened in chem today, Kyah? Well...

We were doing book problems.
Ashley: Now plug in the numbers.
Me and Mark at the same time: Plug it in, plug it in!
Mark: ESP!
Me: It's like we have ESPN or something!

later...

Mrs. Mclellan: This reaction is in a ten liter flask?! That's HUGE! Someone could climb in it!
Mark: Maybe a baby could fit in it. How big is your baby? Oh, about ten liters.

later...

Shay: A baby is probably two liters.
Me: Nah, more like four to six liters. I know! We could measure the volume of a baby by using water displacement!
Mark: Yeah! We could just get and oxygen mask and measure the volume and then put it on the baby and subtract the volume!
Shay: You should pay attention to chemistry class! You are NOT submerging babies!
Mark: But it IS possible...

Jojo defines vocab

Germinate: To become German

English and Mr. Lawrence

So last week in English we were discussing our journal prompt, "A Regrettable Decision." Mr. Lawrence told us that when he was a kid, he would give his younger brother "purple nurples." Then Tia told us how once she tried to trade a girl a bologona sandwich for fruit gushers. The girl refused, so Tia slapped the sandwich on the girl's desk, took her gushers and squirted one in her eye. :>P

Chemistry... :>P

Chemistry may not be my favorite subject, but some seriously weird stuff happens in it. For example, the other day this senior, (Cory, I think?) was sitting in my class in a camping chair and chewing on a plastic spoon... ?